This Dreadful Spyware Chronicle Has A Glad Ending
Yesterday I was out with my boys, and I came as close to absolute destruction and annihilation as I have ever come, so much so that I was kind of apprehensive there for a bit. I was getting ready to show my friend this giant presentation I’d been putting together for an awfully imperative meeting at work. My computer, however, was completely frozen, as if I’d downloaded some unspeakable spyware or something. I almost fainted, and wandered about for what seemed like a while, but in reality was only a couple minutes, until a helpful man in a purple suit came up to help me. Some good spyware adware removal software is just what you need, said an angelic voice from just over my right shoulder. I nearly wept with joy as I understood that would immediately and undoubtedly unravel all my problems. That was the last I ever saw of him.